Okay I’m going to go on a first world problem rant.
The internet. The best and worst thing to ever happen to us. This instant gratification has spoiled and quite frankly ruined us.
Me in particular. I didn’t need another reason to be impatient. I didn’t need another distraction from life. I was fine singing the wrong words to songs and waiting until a certain actresses name came to me in the middle of the night.
What I’m not fine with is depending on it so much. Trying to submit my BodyCombat video for certification now and this is the 978th attempt. Slow internet, loss of connection, low battery, and just straight timing out has all been a factor at least once!
Not to mention I got it submitted only to get an email that it failed. Well shit.
The email also came with 4 other forms of technology that I could use to send this video of myself teaching in. NOT MY FAVORITE.
I hate looking at myself. Not because I think I’m fat because I’m working on that but because it’s me. I just don’t love it.
So while it downloads I have a few hours to look at my hunched shoulders and funky sports bra choice. Awesome.
*5 hours later*
Video is submitted. I feel like I should have a camera on me like the Blair Witch Project. Sweating, snot, blood-shot eyes the whole thing.
But the video is in. All I can do is wait.
Also the cat pulled down all the cords and everything that connected the internet so I had to restart everything. Yes the cat is still alive but I haven’t seen it in about an hour since I threw a stuffed animal at it and chased it behind the couch with a Swiffer mop.
Again I’m aware its first world problems. But really as amazing as it is…. the internet sucks.